Sarcasm Served Daily
Coffee and Pancake

Breakfast

Coffee and Pancake

Eggs

1 Egg & Toast
$2.50
2 Eggs & Toast
$3.25
2 Eggs w/ Choice of Meat
$5.75
3 Egg Omelette (Plain, w/Toast)
$4.00
3 Egg Omelette (w/Choice of Meat)
$6.50
Western Omelette (Onion, Ham, Peppers)
$6.50
Cheese Omelette
$5.50

Side Orders

Soup (bowl)
$3.00
Regular Fries
$2.50
Onion Rings
$2.75
Soup (cup)
$2.00
Homemade French Fries
$2.50
French Fries w/Gravy
$3.00
Bacon, Sausage or Ham
$2.50
Home Fries
$1.50
Hash
$3.00
English Muffin
$1.25

Pancakes and French Toast

3 French Toast
$5.50
3 French Toast w/Meat
$8.00
Blueberry Pancakes
$5.25
Biscuits w/Gravy
$5.75
3 Pancakes
$5.50
3 Pancakes w/Meat
$8.00

Breakfast Sandwhiches

Sausage on a Hard Roll
$4.25
Sausage on a Hard Roll (add cheese)
$4.75
Egg on a Hard Roll
$2.50
Egg and Meat on a Hard Roll (Ham, Bacon or Sausage)
$5.00
Egg, Cheese and Meat on a Hard Roll
$5.50
Mickey McMuffin (Meat, Egg, Cheese on English Muffin)
$5.50

Beverages

Milkshake
$3.00
Juices (small)
$1.50
Juices (large)
$2.25
Coffee (Regular or Decaf, 2 cups)
$1.50
Tea
$1.50
Iced Tea
$2.00
Hot Cocoa
$1.75
Milk (small)
$1.50
Milk (large)
$1.75
Chocolate Milk (small)
$1.75

Lunch

Burgers

Hamburger
$4.25
Cheeseburger
$4.75
Bacon Cheeseburger
$5.50
Deluxe Hamburger (w/Tomato, Lettuce and Onion)
$5.75
Veggie Burger
$4.50

Grilled Sandwiches

Patty Melt
$5.00
Grilled Cheese
$3.00
Grilled Cheese w/Meat
$4.75
Reuben
$5.25
Turkey Melt
$4.75
Western/Eastern
$4.50
Fish Sandwich
$4.75
Chicken on a Bun
$4.75

Club Sandwiches

Turkey, Ham or Roast Beef (w/Lettuce and Tomato)
$5.75

Salads

Cottage Cheese
$1.75
Macaroni
$1.50
Potato
$1.50
Tossed Salad (small)
$2.75
Tossed Salad (large)
$3.75
Chef’s Salad
$6.75

Sandwiches

Hot Dog w/Kraut
$2.00
Add Lettuce, Tomato, Onion (extra)
$0.50
Chicken Tenders w/French Fries
$5.00
Ham Salad
$4.00
Chicken Salad
$4.00
Turkey Salad
$4.00
Hot Meatball
$4.50
Steak Sandwich w/The Works
$5.00
Ham
$4.75
Turkey
$4.75

Side Orders

Sausage on a Hard Roll
$4.25
Sausage on a Hard Roll (add cheese)
$4.75
Egg on a Hard Roll
$2.50
Egg and Meat on a Hard Roll (Ham, Bacon or Sausage)
$5.00
Egg, Cheese and Meat on a Hard Roll
$5.50
Mickey McMuffin (Meat, Egg, Cheese on English Muffin)
$5.50